Alberta is the land of large pickup trucks. Well, perhaps you live on a farm and you need to haul stuff around or tow tractors out of a muddy ditch. Maybe you need the ruggedness of a truck of this stature to transport you to and from a wellsite up North with a wireline rig in tow. Or could it be that you are a contractor and your equipment needs to get around safely? No, probably not. It is more likely that you are simply a prick with a huge truck who drives around as though you are the master of the road you survey far, far beneath you. So if you drive a truck that even remotely resembles the one pictured below:

Very large truck = very, very, small johnson.

Then fuck off already. Seriously, what the fuck do you need a truck that fucking big for? You look like an idiot and your truck is a fucking hazard on the roadways. What’s more is that you drive like a fucking maniac. Please do us all a favour and trade your monstrocity for a more sensible vehicle, and while you’re at it, get a fucking life. Fuck.