Moreover, it should never have been rendered digitally. The computer on which this bridge was designed should be broken. Now come on, good people, tell me this isn’t a $24M Chinese finger trap. But instead of trapping fingers, it might one day confine $24M of our hard-earned money. And for what? To afford us the convenience of not having to walk 2 blocks West to cross at the 10th Street bridge? To spare us from labouring a few blocks to the East to cross at the west-most bridge to Eau-Claire? This has got to be a joke.

You have to be kidding me. Just the other day while traveling south on Rocky Ridge Road, I thought for a moment we were experiencing a solar eclipse because
all of the sudden my vehicle was blanketed by darkness. But this was no eclipse, my friends, the shadow that swallowed my car was cast by the monstrosity pictured in this post. I know my vehicles, but I couldn’t figure out what the fuck this thing was. First I thought it was the front end of a semi trailer setup, but no 5th wheel type hitch. So I figured it was some sort of military setup, but nope, it had no markings that would suggest so.