Please allow me to make one thing clear right off the bat – I live in Calgary and I like the city. It’s just that there are many things about living it Calgary that bother me deeply and drag this fair city down. Have you ever wondered how some people on the web define the word Calgary? Well, wonder no more, just read below:

Definition 1: “N. The best city in Alberta. Fuck Wait. The best mother fuckin city in Canada period.

Calgary beats the living shit out of butfuck Edmonton. The Saddledome is ill, olympic park is a beaty, you can see the rockies, the C train gets you from A to B and the Stamps are gonna do it one of these years. Plus the Calgary Stampede is dope.